When our mom showed us your picture on the 'nets, it was love at first sight! You are soooo hot, we wanted to have your kittens! We worshipped your muscular manhood! But then we read the rest of the post and found out... the truth.
Naturally, at first we were quite despondent. But then we realized, an even more satisfying and fun relationship could be ours! We can swap recipes for dead mousies and share grooming tips! We can snark about our crazy humans and the drooling, smelly canines! We can have a Gay Boyfriend!!!
Please say yes.
Miss Criquette & BitsyBonTon
PS - We're not really girls anymore, if you catch our drift. But at least the vet got our surgeries right the first time.
This video is dedicated to you, Mr. Lulu. (It even has knitting content!)