3.29.2008

Happy Sunday

Someone sent me this in an email. It kept me giggling for a while. Hope you enjoy it.

Four Worms and a lesson



A minister decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.


Four worms were placed into four separate jars. The first worm was put into a container of alcohol. The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke. The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup. The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil. At the conclusion of the sermon, the Minister reported the following results: -


The first worm in alcohol - Dead.

The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead


Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead

Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.


So the Minister asked the congregation -

What can we learn from this lesson? Maxine, sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,
"As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!"


That pretty much ended the service --

Amen.

3 comments:

Dianne said...

Hehehe!

Nichole said...

lol, happy sunday... though i'm sad the weekend is nearing the end - ugh.

Lynn said...

works for me!! LOL Ok you can take away the cigs since I don't care for that but Mudslides from TGIFriday's combine the last two!