Criquette's Marinated Cat "Fish"
First, telecatically communicate your wishes to your assistant.Next, fill a clean sink with fresh water.
Throw 1 1/2 tsp of Feline TD chunks into the water. Have you assistant swirl them around so it looks like little fish in the water.
Now drain most of the water, being careful to keep the tender chunks from going down the drain. This provides a bit of flavorful broth to sip in between bites.
Fish out one of the marinated morsels and devour immediately.
Let your assistant clean up any soggy crumbs that may be left while you stretch out on the porch for a little snooze.
Bon Appetit!